The Thief His Wife and The Canoe writer responds to criticism

The thief, his wife and the canoe was ITV’s big Easter Sunday drama, telling the real-life story of ‘Canoe Man’ John Darwin, who faked his death in 2002 in an insurance scam.
The first episode of the drama revealed the difficult financial situation of John and his wife Anne, and followed them as John embarked on their plan.
However, viewers were confused in two ways by the show.
First, some took to social media to criticize the accents used by actors playing John and Anne, Eddie Marsan and Monica Dolan. The show is set in Hartlepool, but critics thought the cast missed the mark by miles.
“Eddie Marsan does an accent straight out of Byker Grove,” one joked. While another added: ‘Since when do we have a Geordie accent if we live in Hartlepool?’
Watching The Thief, His Wife & The Canoe and I have yet to hear a single Hartlepool accent…..April 17, 2022
The Thief, His Wife, The Canoe and Eddie Marsan do an accent straight out of Byker Grove, 40 miles north.April 17, 2022
Aside from the accent which is completely wrong (they belong 40 miles further north), The Man, His Wife and The Canoe isn’t too bad.April 17, 2022
Since when do we have a Geordie accent if we live in Hartlepool… That Seaton Carew canoe thing? Please be more specific….April 11, 2022
Fortunately, screenwriter Chris Lang – who is also the creator of the hit crime drama Unforgotten – was quickly on hand to set the record straight.
He revealed the couple were not from Seaton Carew in Hartlepool, where the show was taking place. but had settled there after living in many places, including Newcastle and Durham.
“It’s great that people are so passionate about their own accent,” he said. “John and Anne were of course not from Seaton Carew, they only moved there in 2002.”
They are lovely people who are so passionate about their own accents! Of course, John and Anne weren’t from Seaton Carew, they only moved there in 2002. They were both born near Blackhall and for the next five decades lived and worked (for n’ to name a few) in Newcastle, Chester Le Street and Durham.April 17, 2022
Meanwhile, others thought there was a more fundamental error in the show – it appeared that John had embarked on his kayaking scam, not the show’s title ‘canoe’ .
I had a problem with #thethiefhiswifeandthecanoe. It looks like a kayak to me.April 18, 2022
I watched the 1st episode last night #thethiefhiswifeandthecanoe the canoe is a kayak isn’t it! pic.twitter.com/Fe4aZF2lvAApril 18, 2022
Dear ITV, If you’ve so easily mistaken a kayak for a canoe, I can’t wait to see your Titanic drama unfold on a P&O ferry this Christmas. Best wishes, me#TheThiefHisWifeandTheCanoeApril 17, 2022
Chris explained that the program was accurate in its depiction of what happened. However, the show’s title was taken from the fact that when the story became a worldwide sensation, John was quickly dubbed “The Canoe Man”.
Chris revealed: ‘All the newspapers at the time reported it as a canoe. So we decided to stick with that rather than using the title “The Thief, His Wife, and It’s a Kayak Actually” – adding a cheeky winking emoji at the end.
A canoe is open, a kayak closed and although it is clearly a kayak he went to sea with, all the newspapers of the time reported it as a canoe. So we decided to stick with that rather than using the title “The thief, his wife and it’s a kayak actually”.😉April 18, 2022
The thief, his wife and the canoe continues Easter Monday, April 18 at 9 p.m.